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Fast Food ReviewsThat Hit Different

Forget boring 5-star ratings. We're building the most unhinged, unfiltered, and ridiculously fun way to review your favorite greasy guilty pleasures.

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The Process

How GreaseGauge Works

Four steps to becoming the most legendary fast-food reviewer on the internet.

Step 01

Pick Your Chain

Every franchise gets its own corner of the internet. No more mixing up your Whopper opinions with your Big Mac takes.

Step 02

Rate the Grease

Forget stars. We use our own grease-level gauge system that actually tells you something useful about the food.

Step 03

Drop Your Take

Write unfiltered, real reviews. Be funny. Be honest. Be the food critic the world deserves but never asked for.

Step 04

Watch It Go Viral

The best reviews rise to the top. Earn badges, clout, and the eternal respect of fellow fast-food enthusiasts.

The Gauge

Stars Are Boring
Gauges Hit Different

Our multi-axis rating system tells you everything a star rating never could.

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Mystery Burger

Your Favorite Chain

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Order Again?
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"This burger slapped so hard I forgot my own name for 3 seconds. The sauce? Criminal levels of good. Would I order again? Already did while writing this review."

@sauceboss420// Verified Grease Enthusiast
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Features

Not Your Average Review Site

We're re-inventing how people talk about fast food. Here's what makes us different.

One Chain, One World

Each franchise gets a dedicated subdomain. mcdonalds.greasegauge.com lives separate from kfc.greasegauge.com. Clean. Focused. No cross-contamination.

Mobile-First, Always

Built as a PWA that lives on your home screen. Review while you eat. Offline support for those basement food courts.

The Grease Index

Our proprietary scoring system rates food on what actually matters: taste, value, messiness, regret factor, and would-you-order-again.

Unfiltered Takes

No corporate censorship. If the fries were soggy and sad, say it. If the sauce changed your life, preach it.

Clout System

Earn badges like 'Sauce Boss', 'Fry Fiend', and 'Drive-Thru Demon'. Build your reputation as a fast-food authority.

White-Label Ready

Franchise owners can claim their page. Respond to reviews, showcase top items, and actually listen to their customers.

Early Access

Be First in Line

We're cooking up something wild. Drop your email and we'll let you know the second GreaseGauge goes live. No spam. Just grease.

// 2,847 grease enthusiasts already waiting