Fast Food ReviewsThat Hit Different
Forget boring 5-star ratings. We're building the most unhinged, unfiltered, and ridiculously fun way to review your favorite greasy guilty pleasures.
How GreaseGauge Works
Four steps to becoming the most legendary fast-food reviewer on the internet.
Pick Your Chain
Every franchise gets its own corner of the internet. No more mixing up your Whopper opinions with your Big Mac takes.
Rate the Grease
Forget stars. We use our own grease-level gauge system that actually tells you something useful about the food.
Drop Your Take
Write unfiltered, real reviews. Be funny. Be honest. Be the food critic the world deserves but never asked for.
Watch It Go Viral
The best reviews rise to the top. Earn badges, clout, and the eternal respect of fellow fast-food enthusiasts.
Stars Are Boring
Gauges Hit Different
Our multi-axis rating system tells you everything a star rating never could.
Mystery Burger
Your Favorite Chain
"This burger slapped so hard I forgot my own name for 3 seconds. The sauce? Criminal levels of good. Would I order again? Already did while writing this review."
Not Your Average Review Site
We're re-inventing how people talk about fast food. Here's what makes us different.
One Chain, One World
Each franchise gets a dedicated subdomain. mcdonalds.greasegauge.com lives separate from kfc.greasegauge.com. Clean. Focused. No cross-contamination.
Mobile-First, Always
Built as a PWA that lives on your home screen. Review while you eat. Offline support for those basement food courts.
The Grease Index
Our proprietary scoring system rates food on what actually matters: taste, value, messiness, regret factor, and would-you-order-again.
Unfiltered Takes
No corporate censorship. If the fries were soggy and sad, say it. If the sauce changed your life, preach it.
Clout System
Earn badges like 'Sauce Boss', 'Fry Fiend', and 'Drive-Thru Demon'. Build your reputation as a fast-food authority.
White-Label Ready
Franchise owners can claim their page. Respond to reviews, showcase top items, and actually listen to their customers.
Be First in Line
We're cooking up something wild. Drop your email and we'll let you know the second GreaseGauge goes live. No spam. Just grease.
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